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Joke of the Day
"I just found out that those cows from the Chick-Fil-A commercials teach black people how to text."
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"Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it."
"A cannibal is having a meal at a restaurant After finishing his main course he tells the waiter ""Czech please"""
"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched that way."
"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"
"What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard? Edward Snowed In"
"Protein in my laundry If you captured it all you'd be able to fuel a Chi Psi chapter right before a lacrosse tournament."
"Islamic sex dolls... blow themselves up."
"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."
"I just got back from the battered women's shelter... Boy are my arms tired!"