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Joke of the Day
"A riddle: it's yellow and if you push the button it turns red... A chick in a blender."
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"What did Hitler smoke? The Jews."
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"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and went home."
"TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically."
"Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark? Professional courtesy."
"How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it really have to be a lightbulb?"
"What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE."
"I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"