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Joke of the Day
"Some people are like Slinkys... Totally useless, but still fun to push down the stairs."
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"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night........ .......... should have put it on aloha heat."
"A kid asks his Dad ""what does 'gay' mean?"" The father says ""It means 'to be happy."" The son asks ""Are you gay?"" The father says ""No, son. I have a wife."""
"Got in a fight with my wife while camping... It was in tents."
"The Catholic Church has chosen its anthem Concerto for organ in a minor."
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a redneck girl? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."
"I accidentally clicked on a ""You've won an iPhone""-popup. Luckliy it was only a virus."
"If laughing is good for you because you use 15 muscles, think how healthy you'll be if you're breaking a chair on someone's head every day."
"Why did Jerry Hall marry Rupert Murdoch? He's not much to look at, but he's a great listener."
"What did Waldo say at the Superbowl? I'm just here so I won't get find."