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Joke of the Day
"Some people are like Slinkys... Totally useless, but still fun to push down the stairs."
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"Why was Freddie Mercury a great front-man for Queen? He could perform ""Under Pressure""."
"To the Engineer To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"Why'd the short man take the elevator up? He was feeling down"
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"Thank you for calling ELVIS Direct Press 1 for the money 2 for the show"
"Our culture is like a fungus. It's fucking disgusting but it grows on you."
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up."
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"I swear to god if my girlfriend calls me immature one more time... She's never getting her nose back."