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Joke of the Day

"I made a shirt out of pushpins... ...because I wanted to look sharp. But everyone said it was just tacky."

"Time flies like an arrow.. Fruit flies like a banana."

"What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My dick."

"Salads don't kill people. People who eat salads kill people."

"Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."

"What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used? Your mom."

"Have you seen the new movie, ""Constipation""? It may not have come out yet."

"I don't like you messing with my donkey call-center business. I'm the one with my ass on the line."

"The difference between a prostitute and drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it."

"Well done Turkey on shooting down a Russian warplane. Now proceed to level two where you have to destroy fifty Russian warplanes and fight off an invading ground force."