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Joke of the Day

"The larger the implants, the more likely she'll be confused by a push/pull door."

"Guys who go see 50 Shades of Grey... Do you all remain seated an extra 30 min after the movie's done? "

"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."

"Non vaccinated I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years."

"What insect lives on nothing ? A moth because it eats holes"

"What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A lunar tick."

"I was bored with my life, and wanted to change something. I changed my mind."

"With four days left until the end of the world... I should really try to get better at subtraction."

"call a man vandor of water die because of thirsty"

"Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail."