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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My dick."
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"A really effective car insurance ad would just show pics of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say: Because these girls have licenses."
"So what do you think? New hair? No Shoes? No Bag? No Pants? No * 3 days later watching TV OMG u rearranged the living room - Men"
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None - its a hardware problem"
"Gross fact: Taco Bell burritos contain less than 10% real bell"
"English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though."
"My boss wanted to know why I was away for so long. I told him I was in the restroom and he doesn't believe me. He insists I'm lying but I'm really just full of shit."