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Joke of the Day
"I don't like you messing with my donkey call-center business. I'm the one with my ass on the line."
Next Joke
"Couldn't get to the gym and gained a bit of belly fat this semester... I just had too much on my plate."
"I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet."
"Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say ""Jerome can you please paint the fence""."
"Politics is like a car you press ""D"" to go forward and ""R"" to go back"
"Do you know why every new bride smiles? Because she just gave her last blow job."
"A man comes homes and sees his girlfriend packing... ""What are you doing?"" He asks ""I'm leaving you"" ""But why"" ""Because you're a pedophile"" ""Pedophile?... big word for an 11 year old"""
"When the dryer buzzer scares you so bad you have to do another load of laundry."
"Monday through Friday I have a friend who, Monday through Friday seems very strong, but Saturday and Sunday he's weekend."
"*bursts into English convention* GRAB ALL THE STUFF YOU CAME WITH THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE *crickets* Christ. THE STUFF WITH WHICH YOU CAME"