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Joke of the Day

"What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used? Your mom."

"Why is the archaeologist sad? Because his career is in ruins."

"What's the best part about having a dog lick peanut butter off your balls? Finishing."

"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."

"In High School they used to call me Big Tim, but it wasn't because of my height, Ladies ;).... .....its because I was Morbidly Obese."

"What's the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds? There are twenty of them."

"How can you tell if a hippie has been in your house? ...he's still there"

"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is ""mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach""!"

"How does Donald Trump tie his shoes? In little knotsies."

"Movie Ratings Explained G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!"