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Joke of the Day
"Salads don't kill people. People who eat salads kill people."
Next Joke
"Blond joke! :D What do you call a dead blond in the closet? - last year's hide & seek! :D"
"Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M."
"My girlfriend spends all her money on expensive perfumes.. I feel like she has no common scents."
"Why do Jewish people watch porn backwards? They like the part where the prostitute pays them"
"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? never mind, it's too cheesy. -__-"
"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'."
"My mom said she is going Indiana. I said: That's gross mom I don't want to hear about your sex life."
"ladies, sometimes you only get a personalized ringtone so guys like me don't even have to get up to ignore your call."
"""If you could be anyone, living or dead, who..."" Me - ""dead"""