72484

Joke of the Day

"Is that water coming out of your nose? No, it'snot"

"I was worried about the population problem But then I realized we just shouldn't give a fuck."

"I used to work with this black lady who had one arm and one leg... ...we called her Elbony"

"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."

"Condescending Joke You"

"What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a shovel."

"Roses... Roses are red My name is not Dave This makes no sense Microwave *Drops Mic*"

"I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar The bartender says okay I'll serve you, as long as you don't start anything."

"I understand feminism My wife gets to decide what she cooks for me!"