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"You've got to hand it to short people They usually can't reach it anyway."
"Kanye West Running For President 2020"
"Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper? Her ankles."
"Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber"
"If you could pick any superhero name and power, what would they be? My name would be ""Dad"" and my power would be *invisibility*..."
"Hillary Clinton isn't a female. She's just an F she deleted the emale."
"What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar? Billiards and Billiards"
"My boss was all, ""Do you know why I called you to the office, "" and I was like, ""I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."""
"What's the difference between Canadians and Americans? 100 pounds."