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"Two pubes sat on a toilet seat...nsfw One says to the other, ""how long are we going to stay here?"" The other says ""dunno, till we get pissed off I suppose""."
"What happens in Vegas never happens to me."
"What ringtone have you got? Murphy asked Paddy, ""What ringtone have you got?"" Paddy said, ""I've never really looked, but probably light brown"
"The yard. Son: Dad! Dad: What is it son? Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys? Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!"
"How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore? You tell her that her smile is contagious."
"What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror."
"I don't like listening to loud frequencies. After a while, it hertz your ears."
"You must have been born on a highway... Beacuse that's where most accidents happen"
"How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in."