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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'Ever hear the expression ""hard drinker"" ? Never made much sense to me drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do."

"[family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence... Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN"

"What did Kendrick Lamar say when Rihanna tried to unplug his VR headset? Bitch, don't kill my Vive."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"

"How does clickbait work? Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!"

"I would never have a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."

"After 69 Q: What comes after 69? A: Mouthwash."

"I just forked over $5,000 for a reincarnation seminar I figured what the hell you only live once."

"*Good Will Hunting* Professor: are you the janitor who's been solving the math equations? me: [writing '80085' on every chalkboard] yes?"

"What's brown and sticky? A stick. My combo joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."