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Joke of the Day
"I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90."
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"What do Popeye's fingers smell like? Olive oil."
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"Professor: What is an independent variable? Student: A variable who don't need no man"
"Did you hear about the new movie about the Nazi with a speech impediment? Schindler's Lisp"
"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"
"(NSFW) what do driving in the fog and eating pussy have in common? One slip of concentration and you're in the shit"
"RIP Boiling water You'll be mist."
"What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals? A veteran Aryan."
"An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job... No exact details were given to the public, but he was a high wanking officer"