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Joke of the Day
"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
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"How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone? ""It's not a tuba!"""
"A nerdy sysadmin joke for today Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas? Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)"
"All it took was a skirt and one strong gust of wind and all of a sudden, my spirit animal is Hello Kitty."
"Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate"
"Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me, I like to think my diet is really working."
"Yesterday 8 mosquitoes bit me! I guess I now have a mosquito bite"
"thinking of calling crepes ""frenchiladas"" from now on who's with me"
"All I'm saying is there's a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them..."
"What does watching golf and a giant spinning dildo have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you."