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Joke of the Day

"What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a shovel."

"If you're in Los Angeles and lost your wallet near the Starbucks on Melrose I found your wallet but not the $58 inside it."

"I'm so good at sleeping... I can do it with my eyes closed."

"The problem with Freud... The problem with Freud is that none of his theories are testicle. Edit: testable*"

"TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? One turns in screws, one screws interns."

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermid, it's too long."

"After I painted my computer black... Strawpoll would only work 3-5ths of the time"

"I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends."

"Explosive Opportunity A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof."

"I lost my job because my manager heard me slapping one of the customers. He wasn't even at work. He heard from home."