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Joke of the Day

"What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a shovel."

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAAANNNNNDDD EYEEEEE"

"There was an explosion at a French cheese factory De brie everywhere."

"The name Pavlov rings a bell."

"Butter should re-name itself, ""I Can't Believe It's Not Polysorbate 60, Soy Lecithin, Xanthan Gum and Other Artificial Flavors"""

"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."

"England soccer team have got a new captain today His names George Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow.."

"Eyecare Clerk: And for $79 we can coat your lenses with anti-glare. Me: Is that intended to benefit me or the people I glare at?"

"My orange tabby tried to convince me he was a big cat today I don't believe him since he's known for lion."

"Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than Hitler's. Hitler responded, ""Jewish."""