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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ? the taste!"
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"What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !"
"What does a South American say after someone sneezes? Belize you."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? [NSFW? ] It depends on how hard you throw them."
"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? ""You are too young to smoke."""
"[dog park] Go get it, boy! *dog returns with silver watch, silver bracelet & silver necklace* Ugh, you're the worst golden retriever ever"
"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"
"Women are always complaining about wanting a boyfriend... And when I offer they act all repulsed and tell me to get out of their house before they call the cops for breaking in, women am I right?"
"I have a photographic memory it just hasn't developed yet"
"Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch."