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Joke of the Day
"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? ""You are too young to smoke."""
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"1) Pull black socks to knees 2) Wear sandals 3) Wear Magnum PI shorts 4) Make ball sack slightly visible -Grandpa's guide to lawn mowing"
"Girl are you the legendary Pokemon Mewtwo? Because I've been playing with my balls all day and you're nowhere to be found."
"Two muffins bakes in an oven... Then one of them says "" Damn it's hot in here!"" Then the other screams... "" AAARGH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"""
"Easter used to be called Wester But they decided to take things in a new direction."
"Jobs: You Need To Have Your BA *got BA Jobs: you need 5yrs experience *5years later Jobs: You need a MA *Got MA Jobs: we need some1 young"
"I bought shoes from my drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it!"
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!"
"I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars He didn't get it"