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Joke of the Day
"What does a South American say after someone sneezes? Belize you."
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"Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong."
"What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap? I can clearly see ur nuts."
"A school is like a barcode, It's a P.O.S."
"My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. That means no black people. (Credit goes to a person on either America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent, can't remember which)"
"Grandma complained that no one ever calls, so I put a ""How's My Driving?"" bumper sticker on her car...The phone pretty much rings off the hook now."
"Back when I was a kid there was no internet so people would sometimes have to walk for miles just to call me a cunt."
"Trump & Hillary are on a boat. The boat sinks, who survives? The United States."
"So a duck walks into a bar... He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says ""Hey there, what can I get for you?"" And the duck says ""I... I don't know. I've never made it this far."""
"I was in a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes."