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Joke of the Day

"Wife. I'm going to bed. Me. Nooo! Don't leave me alone with the fridge."

"SJWs are the hardest people in the world to offend as long as you don't exist."

"What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily? The military service."

"How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you? Try to get a long well."

"Photo Of The Day:- No Matter How Smart You Are, You Will Fall For This (See Photo)"

"Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now."

"Amazing how a fight can break out at the grocery store over something as simple as knocking over someone's cart and demanding they fight you"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer"

"What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator? An alligator."

"Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry miss I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret."