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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when many people drown in Berlin? A killing Spree."
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"What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control? Grandparents."
"Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav"" ""Dejav who?"" Knock knock"
"Perfect one night stand: Amish person. No internet access. No phones. In the heat of passion they'll whisper the secret to apple butter."
"Who was the worlds first capenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."
"*puts down window Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Yes *puts up window and drives away"
"What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons"
"Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from."
"My wife phoned me, panting and breathless. ""Where are you?"" she moaned. ""I'm at the pub."" I replied. She said, ""I think the baby's coming!"" I said, ""She won't get in, she's under-age."""
"Harry Potter joke Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron."