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Joke of the Day

"People without kids: I'll never yell at my kids People with kids: I DONT KNOW WHY SOMEONE SPIT THEIR GUM ON THE ROAD JUST WALK!"

"A real man can feel embarrassed only two times in his life... the first time when he can't manage the second time, and the second time when he can't manage the first time."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Easy question. Egg because they are white."

"Drug Dealer: U have to tell me if ur a cop. Cop: U have to tell me if ur a dealer. DD: U sure? Cop: Ya Im a cop, I know laws Oh damn it."

"why are fish good astronauts? They love trouter space!"

"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)"

"A couple are having sex... She is riding him like a bull, he's just staring at the ceiling, She yells:"" Say something dirty to me!"" He says : "" Kitchen"""

"It's impossible to ruin our friendship with sex. It was ruined the moment you called it a friendship."

"Since we're doing electrician jokes......... Q: What's the difference between God and an electrician? A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician."