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Joke of the Day

"""Something's keeping me from masturbating,"" the young woman confided to her doctor. ""I can't quite put my finger on it."""

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"What do you call a Korean bulldog? *buldogi*"
"I hope I don't catch another weirdo pooping against the side of a 7-11 tomorrow because I'm not ready to love again."
"Can ""born this way"" apply to laziness?"
"today my internet went out for About 3 minutes...... Met my family downstairs. They seem like nice people."
"If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher.."
"My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently ""All-Purpose"" wasn't the correct answer."
"I get erections are funerals. Guess you could say I have mourning wood."
"world's funniest joke: Liverpool FC winning the barclays premier league"
"What kind of tape do kidnappers use? abDUCT tape"