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Joke of the Day

"Time is money. Money talks. So time talks. But talk is cheap. So time is cheap. But time is money. So money is cheap. Which it's not."

"Yo momma so fat, the closer you get to her, the slower time passes for you in relation to an observer outside her gravitational pull."

"I love throwing house warming parties But for some reason the police keep calling it 'Arson'."

"What do you call a white boxer? Black and blue"

"What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A $100 bill."

"I have sex almost every night! Almost Monday night, almost Tuesday night..."

"Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos!"

"So my son ate the baby Jesus out of our Nativity scene. Now we wait for the religious movement."

"What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down? Nothing. He just laughed."

"Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Use your best judgment with a centaur."