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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos!"

"When I take my drugs on Sundays, I always say ""Body of Christ"" because I'm all religious and shit."

"Ladies If it takes you more than a hour to get ready, then you ain't as cute as you think you are"

"Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable? Because they're all rasta graphics."

"What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel? A napkin."

"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."

"All generalizations are false, including this one."

"Why do men like BMWs? Because they can spell it. LOL LOL"

"I undo his overall strap & slide it off a barely perceptible shoulder. I pull his steel work goggle down around his ""neck"" ""BanaNA"" he moans"