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Joke of the Day

"I love throwing house warming parties But for some reason the police keep calling it 'Arson'."

"What did the prarie dog coach say to his team? Just gopher it."

"Going to a party tonight, but keeping it mellow. One or two glasses of cocaine and that's it."

"You know what they say about hand jobs and homosexuals... They come hand in hand"

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? pumpkin pi"

"What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head? Duck!"

"Nosy Peppers Nosy peppers are jalapeno business."

"The reality is that if you have a job that requires a name tag, I'll never give a fuck what your name is."

"So doctor how much time do I have left? 10... 10 what? 9, 8...."

"This liquid diet crap is a scam. I've been drinking beer since last Tuesday and I'm still fat."