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Joke of the Day
"Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Use your best judgment with a centaur."
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"What do you call a robot dressed in drag? A transition metal."
"No, YOUR stupid."
"How to tell if someone has Rhotacism? Ask them to pronounce it."
"Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft."
"What do you call Irish sunscreen? A pub."
"WATER POLO INSTRUCTOR: ""Are you sure you know what you're doing?"" ME: [Adjusting the mask & snorkel on my horse] ""Of course I do."""
"What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? The nba"
"Friend: Your three kids are so well behaved! Me: Well .... there used to be four."
"[a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it"