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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Why bother calling it?"
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"What did the Nazi Police Officer Give to the Schoolchildren? SWAT Sticka's!"
"My hair is 100% organic, but it has been tested on animals. Portions may have been used to drape over cats' heads to make little wigs."
"A young boy once reached out to the grab some fog but he mist."
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who masturbate... And fucking liars."
"What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common? a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it.."
"Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
"My sister asked me if I was gay I couldn't give her a straight answer."
"One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies"
"What's green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"