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Joke of the Day

"One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies"

"Scientists have found that the more beautiful a woman is, the higher her husband's income will be, and the more I already hate them both."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs"

"In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said ""You're the Obi Wan for me"" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience."

"A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw."" (I know it's old but I'm feeling really down and this joke cheers me up.)"

"I recently bought 51% of a vampire hunting company. I'm now the main stake holder."

"My boss texted me... My boss texted me: ""Send me one of your funny jokes"" I replied: ""I will send you one l8r, I'm working right now"" He replied: ""LMAO, send me another one!"""

"I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class. It was LIT AF"

"Your mother's so fat... Your father couldn't pull out in time."

"The Worst Joke Ever What kind of jokes do farmers tell? CORNY JOKES!!!"