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Joke of the Day

"My hair is 100% organic, but it has been tested on animals. Portions may have been used to drape over cats' heads to make little wigs."

"Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."

"I tried looking up my future I saw no results"

"What do you call two black guys walking down the street? Nothing. Are you racist or something?"

"What languages do pigs speak Porktuguese"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?"

"So a roman walks into a bar Lifts two fingers and say ""five beers, please"""

"Is your name Malaysian Airlines? Cause baby, i'm lost in you."

"I am going to lead a long life. That's the only way I will ever get caught up on all my homework."

"How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark."