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Joke of the Day

"A young boy once reached out to the grab some fog but he mist."

"I'm so pro-life, I believe life begins at erection."

"What do you call joke told by a duck? A wise quack."

"A row machine that actually moves around the gym."

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? The woman won't take a 2.5 inch floppy."

"How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"Why is it difficult to punish vampires? They can't reflect on what they've done."

"I think Jurassic Park should have been entitled ""Fuck Religion"" Hahah."

"A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see he was $15 in arrears."

"Hacking is like gay sex... you enter a backdoor hoping there are no logs."