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Joke of the Day
"What's green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"
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"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""
"Did you guys see the new line of Tony Romo's cologne? Every time you wear it, you fuck up and the other guy scores."
"Why do lesbians like radishes? Because they like to get their daikon."
"I'm working on a screenplay called '127 Seconds' about my fat co-worker getting his hand stuck in a Pringles tube."
"What's the difference between a 10 year old and a stripper? .... you better fuqing know you sick fuck!"
"What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine? It wooden go"
"How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"
"A man and a woman are having sex, when her husband comes early... she is sad."
"Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?"