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Joke of the Day
"What's green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a flying fuck."
"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in puddles of vomit."
"Chopping Onions I walked into the kitchen to see my Dad chopping Onions up. As soon as I saw him, I started crying because Onions is my dog."
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver."
"I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but at least I've never signed up at the gym in January."
"My run today was like my last date. Short, slow, and frigid."
"""Monday's suck"" - Everyone. Apart from Ethiopian kids. For whom, every day sucks"
"Happy Alentine's Ay For those who will not be getting the V nor D"
"My buddy's daughter just told me this joke. I am a grown woman damn it, but I cannot stop laughing. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? | | | | | An irrelephant."