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Joke of the Day
"What did the Nazi Police Officer Give to the Schoolchildren? SWAT Sticka's!"
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"Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market."
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"Why do christians burn fossil fuels? They're trying to destroy the evidence."
"Today i meet my new boss Have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps ? i exactly feel the same way after meeting my new boss today :("
"Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions? Not /r/movies."
"What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"
"What do you call a German with no good inside? Guten free."
"A nurse takes a rectal thermometer out of her pocket... She sees it and says, ""Oh dammit, some asshole took my pen."""