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Joke of the Day
"My sister asked me if I was gay I couldn't give her a straight answer."
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"You drive a truck your whole life... and no one calls you a trucker; You suck one cock and all of a sudden you're a cocksucker!"
"My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer It's like taking a handy from a baby!"
"When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle."
"How does the Rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it"
"Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup? The Dock!"
"What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath? ...throw a load of dirty laundry in."
"There's a crying baby on my bus and I'm all ""shut up baby, you're not the one going to work."""
"I have high friends in places."
"I bumped into my old English teacher. He said, ""What's new?"" I said, ""It's an adjective."""