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Joke of the Day
"To be fair, being Swiss isn't ALL bad The flag is a big plus"
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"*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a Princess Leia costume* ""HIDE THIS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN"" *throws bag of cinnamon buns at me*"
"I met a girl... I met a girl who had twelve nipples. Sounds kinda funny, dozen tit?"
"How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!"
"I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould.... I think I've set a dangerous president."
"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"
"I have a joke about fat people with big butts... Butt weight... That's not fanny."
"My therapist told me.. My therapist told me that I have a fear of confrontation. I didn't agree with her but I held my tongue in case it caused an argument."
"Did you hear about the Psychic midget that escaped prison? He was a small medium at large."