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Joke of the Day

"To be fair, being Swiss isn't ALL bad The flag is a big plus"

"Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house? There wasn't [mushroom](http://i.imgur.com/Yt9AWCO.jpg)"

"Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!"

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling"

"If I was antisocial I wouldn't have just ordered a pizza over the phone."

"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !"

"A blonde is at the diner A blonde is at a diner and when the waitress comes to take the order, the blonde reads the name tag out loud: 'Debbie, how sweet.... what do you call the other one?'"

"It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants."

"What's the difference between sex and golf? In golf one bad hole won't kill you."

"Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use by date? It was mayhem."