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Joke of the Day
"I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould.... I think I've set a dangerous president."
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"What did the man say when he saw the Jewish man stealing his water? ""Water Jew doing?"""
"What do you call a wizard holding a teacup? A saucer-er!"
"What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work? Bye, son."
"Kid: How did you meet daddy? Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion..."
"Why do ghosts make the best thieves? Because possession is 9/10 of the law"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...black and strong!"
"You want people to leave you alone? Carry a clip board and try to make eye contact."
"INTERESTING FACT: The song ""Hurt So Good"" was written after John Mellencamp ate too much delicious Mexican food."
"""If you gaze long into a bisque, the bisque also gazes into you."" - Philosophical soup kitchen chef"