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Joke of the Day
"I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould.... I think I've set a dangerous president."
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"""Moo."" - hipster sheep"
"I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza"
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"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"
"You're so empty inside....nnn....stupid fridge."
"I really love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words."
"Who knew 20yrs after Debate class I'd apply those skills to present arguments to 7yo on why pasta shapes don't change the taste of pasta."
"Phone Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond! Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!"
"What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !"