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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"
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"I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email"
"You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it."
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about."
"What do you call a hippie with a business major? A Hippie-crite."
"Just burnt my Hawaiian pizza... Guess I should've put it on aloha temperature."
"Laughing Octopus Q:How many tickles would it take to make an octopus laugh? A:Ten"
"How do we know the Earth was born on April 22nd?"
"At Subway I ordered a 12 inch sandwich, but instead they gave me a 6 inch sandwich Oops, wrong sub."
"Voting is just like driving. To go forward, choose D. To go backwards, choose R."