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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Psychic midget that escaped prison? He was a small medium at large."
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"Abortions are so fun... ...they really bring out the kid in you"
"Never marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha teperature"
"Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee."
"The trouble with quotes on the internet. ""The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."" - Abraham Lincoln."
"What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with? Thyme management"
"What's the opposite to Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"
"Ten minutes into ""conspiracy theories and chill..."" ...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*"