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Joke of the Day

"My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with karaoke. I said ""Fine, go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, because your not welcome anymore...."""

"Why did the hot dog vendor cry? He burned his wiener"

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field"

"I worry that people who say ""I'll sleep when I'm dead"" may have missed a Science class or two."

"Lindt have done well this Christmas They've made a killing"

"What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market."

"Why is it always ""I see you drank all the beer today!"" instead of, ""Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator."""

"What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student? You da bomb."

"My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang."

"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer.. But no one will do it."