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Joke of the Day

"Why is it always ""I see you drank all the beer today!"" instead of, ""Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator."""

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. Its not like I have 2020 vision. Sad part is this joke is only good for another hour."

"What did the match box say to the match? You're fired!"

"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."

"Homework. The teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is."

"Why did God put the ring on Saturn? Because he liked it."

"He died in the bath trying to make a YouTube video entitled 'Aqua-Toast'."

"The difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler. Usain Bolt managed to finish a race while Hitler couldn't."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom"

"Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger? Fiscal therapy"