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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hot dog vendor cry? He burned his wiener"
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"What did the hungry dyslexic order at the movie theater? Cop porn * This is probably already a joke but I'm experiencing a huge coffee crash so it was hilarious to me."
"I just painted my toenails whore red, then immediately confined them to tight heels so they know what shameful little sluts they are."
"Really?? EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting? Seems kind of implausible..."
"Difference between a three ring circus and a strip club? One is a cunning array of stunts!"
"An avocado-wife is giving her husband the silent treatment Husband: ""I said you were the good kind of fat!"""
"Dumb blondes Why does a dumb blonde have a deep bellybutton? They probably have dumb boyfriends too !"
"Superpower: giving evildoers the hiccups, then on day 23, you throw them off a building but by that point they're just sobbing ""thank you"""
"I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low"
"BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired"