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Joke of the Day
"My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang."
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"A German joke... ...is no laughing matter"
"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."
"How does one even? It simply doesn't, because it's odd."
"Songs with lyrics like, ""We don't need sleep,"" why are you rebelling against naps? What are you--four?"
"What do you call a slippery book? Non-Friction"
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"I like my women like I like my wine... Six years old and locked in a cellar."
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey."
"What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu"