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Joke of the Day
"What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? Bite me."
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"You can't die, man! Not right now. Not on my watch! *lifts dead body and pulls watch put from under it*"
"I played a piano duet with myself... it was a Heart and Soulo"
"History Welcome to the the 21st century Where deleting history has become more important than making it."
"My girlfriend can manipulate the muscles in her fanny to make a shag feel like a blowjob. Ironically, when she uses the muscles in her mouth, she sounds like a twat."
"What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am? It's your dad."
"What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man? A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)"
"Do you have hair around your nipples? Is it particularly in the hair-eola? ... I came up with this the other night while half asleep. Be gentle."
"Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Spanish. Press 3 for Spanglish with Adam Sandler. Press 4 for Gibberish with Flava Fav. Press # for ham."
"What's a cherry's favorite sex position? on top"