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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up."

"I just met a guy addicted to brake fluid. However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime."

"I liked that new movie about the masseuse. It had a happy ending."

"A priest , a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar... the bartender says ""Is this some kinda joke?"

"It's almost as if they don't know the first rule of carrying rolls of wrapping paper club is; always be prepared for a sword fight, officer."

"""I Want To Rock And Roll All Night"" just came on in this coffee shop and EVERYONE is singing along to it VERY QUIETLY"

"Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia? Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters."

"Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house? Because a house can't jump."

"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic dyslexic? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"The full time football result is in: Real Madrid - 4... Surreal Madrid - fish"