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Joke of the Day
"A priest , a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar... the bartender says ""Is this some kinda joke?"
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"what do you call someone with unreasonable hearing? ear-rational"
"I had a stomach ache... My SO asked what's wrong, I said ""I have a clog in my intestines"" she responds with ""you need to stop eating shoes"""
"My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it"
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."
"What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender? About ten minutes."
"So many people try to be hip To me it is kind of a waist"
"did you hear about the new fruit powered motor? it runs on apples but it still mangoes"
"What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn? Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave."