70179

Joke of the Day

"You don't have to seduce me with restraining orders and joyrides on the hood of your car, you had me at. ""No, I was waving at my friend."""

Next Joke
 
"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"
"The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."
"What's E.T. short for? So he can fit in his spaceship."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits"
"Why did the vampire miss work? He was having a coffin fit!"
"What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno? 101 damnations"
"What is the best part of a blowjob? The 15 minutes of silence."
"What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees? Unioncorns."
"Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right."