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Joke of the Day
"The full time football result is in: Real Madrid - 4... Surreal Madrid - fish"
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"Apparently it's not acceptable to moan when someone is demonstrating a choke hold on you in crisis prevention training."
"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Registered Six Offender."
"Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?"
"I loved Star Trek Into Darkness, but I have to admit the movie did have its pros and Khans"
"Having friends is like having a Porsche... I'd really like to have a Porsche."
"Do know who the ultimate CrossFitter was? Jesus."
"It's quaint when a company publishes a fax number on their website's contact page. It's like finding a Walkman at a flea market."
"A straight rooster says ""coco doodle doo"", a gay rooster says... ANY COCKLEDOO!"
"Stop! Hammered time."