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Joke of the Day

"""I Want To Rock And Roll All Night"" just came on in this coffee shop and EVERYONE is singing along to it VERY QUIETLY"

"""Mr Bush, do you want my coke?"" ""Yeah sure"" *Bush drinks coke as kid walks away* ""Hey kid...catch"" *kid turns around to see incoming plane*"

"Went to fight.. Hockey game broke out."

"You heard about the guy who stole that calendar right? he got 12 months ...I'll see myself out"

"What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line"

"""I'm not angry, just disappointed. You need to try harder. This is important! Do I make myself clear?"" ""Sorry, sir. Here's your ketchup."""

"I finally found a diet plan that works. It's called ""The cost of food""."

"Walmart is banning sales of the Confederate flag Well, there goes 95% of their buisness"

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course? because he wanted to play minijerkoff."

"me: i'm really glad we met, i feel like I can completely be myself around u. u had me at hello kidnapper: pls stop talking"