227916

Joke of the Day

"I just met a guy addicted to brake fluid. However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime."

"What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice? Pao! Pao!"

"the waiter snuck up on me when i was eating my steak and now i'm all embarrassed 'cause i'm not sure how much to tip someone i just stabbed."

"Did you hear about the condom that flew across the bedroom? It was PISSED OFF!"

"Guy gets wife roses. She says ""I guess this means you want me on my back w my legs in the air?"" He says, ""Why, we don't have a Vase?"

"Every woman is wrong until she starts crying... Then she's right."

"How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas? Tarrif-ied."

"I can't wait for turkey dinner tomorrow. I love middle eastern food."

"The past, present, and future walk in to a bar... It was pretty tense."

"My friend asked why I have a folder named ""dick pics"" I told him because nobody will open it and find my porn."