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Joke of the Day

"Remember April showers bring May flowers. But, Mayflowers being smallpox."

"What does a racist joke and a crime have in common? They both start with you looking over your shoulder."

"Drake started from the bottom. Of Darwin's evolution chart."

"Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour? No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard."

"How do you make a baby cry twice? NSFL You wipe your bloody dick on his/her teddy bear."

"Why do women love Jordan Spieth? Because he came second."

"What If When You Die They Ask You ""How Was Heaven?"""

"Did you hear Kevin Trudeau is working on a new book? It's called Prison Yard Secrets ""They"" Don't Want You to Know About."

"The Fountain of Youth has been discovered but it's in Flint, MI, so I wouldn't drink from it."

"On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin, how good was my hiding spot??"