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Joke of the Day

"What does a racist joke and a crime have in common? They both start with you looking over your shoulder."

"She discovered that a hung jury is nowhere near as exciting as it sounds."

"Twice the cold doth striketh A dog, a ski cabin, and a leather jacket walk into the electric cloud being and merge into the one true demongod."

"I received a rolex for Christmas from the lesbian couple who live next door. Now, while I am happy with the gift, I guess they didn`t quite understand what I meant when I told them, ""I wanna watch""."

"So I fucked this bitch the other night. She started to get real clingy, so I asked my buddy for some advice. He said, ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."""

"You mama's so fat"

"What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD? One is a cunning runt."

"Immediately after walking into a store with your spouse, stop, block the entrance, and discuss why you both came. It's all good. I'll wait."

"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"

"Picture a fish household with an upside-down bowl for their tiny human"